If Kay had 100 Rupees

We were on a recent trip to Pondicherry, more info on that to follow, and we were using our new CD converter and listening to some great music. Of course we had to play Bare Naked Ladies, If I had a Million Dollars and Kay thought it was the best song ever. We had to play it over and over and over again, a girl after our ouwn hearts!
The next day( as we were still driving to Pondicherry) Kay blurts out," Hey Mom play that song I like" and Tracy said 'What song Kay?" to which Kay replied " If I had a 100 rupees" which of course caused Wendy, Tracy and I to burst out laughing ,I mean 100 rupees is currently about two and a half dollars!
What could one get if they had 100 rupees... ( Sung to the tune of " If I had a Million Dollars")

If I had a 100 rupees, If I had a 100 rupees
I'd buy you a blue tarp, I would buy you a blue tarp
If I had a 100 rupees, If I had a 100 rupees
I 'd buy you furniture for your blue tarp, Like maybe a nice geyser or a stabilizer
If I had a 100 rupees, If I had a 100 rupees
I'd buy you an Innova, a nice reliant automobile

If I had a 100 rupees I'd buy your Bindi

If I had a 100 rupees, If I had a 100 rupees,
I'd build a Temple in our yard,If I had a 100 rupees
You could help it wouldn't be that hard
If I had a 100 rupees
Maybe we could do a Punja in there
We could go in there and there would be pre-wrapped Mutton, they have pre wrapped Mutton but they don't have pre -wrapped Vada, I mean can you blame them...

If I had a 100 rupees, If I had a 100 rupees,
I take you for a swim in the Ganges,
but not the real Ganges that's cruel
If I had a 100 rupees, If I had a 100 rupees
I'd buy you an exotic pet, like a cockroach or a cobra
If I had a 100 rupees, If I had a 100 rupees,
I'd buy you a hornless Innova,
think of all those crazy quiet moments

If I had a 100 rupees I'd buy your Bindi

If I had a 100 rupees
we wouldn't be here any more
If I had a 100 rupees
We'd be in first class cause it costs more
If I had a 100 rupees
We wouldn't have to eat Maggi's Noddles
But we would.We'd eat more
we get fancy curries to eat with them
Yeah like Dijon curry

If I had a 100 rupees If I had a 100 rupees
I'd buy you a green Saree
but not a real green Saree that's cruel
If I had a 100 rupees, If I had a 100 rupees
I'd buy you some canned beans,
A Frijoles or a Garbanzo
If I had a 100 rupees, If I had a 100 rupees
I would buy you a Vermox,
haven't you always wanted a worm pill

If I had a 100 rupees, I'd buy your Bindi

If I had a 100 rupees, If I had a 100 rupees
If I had a 100 rupees, If I had a 100 rupees
I'd be rich.