AVAILABLE FOR IMMEDIATE RENTAL:
Two small children ages 3 and 1 3/4.
Hard of hearing, mischievous and not good eaters.
Skilled in throwing food,pitching fits,pinching,screaming,coloring on walls, jumping from one bed to another ,not napping, cutting their lip and eating chocolate.
Available most days between 5:30-8:00 PM.
Will drive you to drink.
No caretaking experience needed they know everything.
Older brother who now enjoys Indian food and for some reason has acquired the ability to listen available for consultation fee basis only.
Parents will pay up to 500 rupees send inquiries to ; Tracy.Murphy@Target.com
Father is unavailable as he's at the Oak Grill drowning his sorrows
Villa 83 Phase II